I was on my way to the ladies room at work today, when a coworker stopped me.
“Are you doing that Farm Show thing again this year?”
“Um… Farm Show thing? You mean… ”
“You know, the shawl contest? On your website?”
“Ohhhhh… that Farm Show thing. Yes, I am. All day Wednesday.”
“So you’re not working that day, I guess?”
“I might not be here working, but make no mistake, I’ll be working.”